Friday, April 01, 2005

Lawyer jokes

Haha..Since posting some orthopaedic jokes on this site, I've received comments from TWO future lawyers that lawyer jokes are still the best.. Hmm.. Maybe it's because we're making fun of the orthopaedic surgeon's IQ, whereas for lawyers.. it's their pure EVIL. Hahahhahaah...
here's my all time favourite:

Good news and bad news. GOOD news-- A bus full of lawyers crashed down a ravine and no-one survived. BAD news-- There was one empty seat on the bus.

1 comment:

doctor jokes said...

Perhaps a little bit off topic, but here's a very cute joke...John was furious when his steak arrived too rare. "Waiter," he shouted, "Didn't you hear me say 'well done'?"
"I can't thank you enough, sir," replied the waiter. "I hardly ever
get a compliment." From Sam at:basicjokes.