Thursday, March 17, 2005

Orthopaedics Jokes

"Sticks and stones may break your bones.. but the orthopaedic surgeon can fix you up in no time."

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,
And all the King's horses,
And all the King's men,
Couldn't find Humpty an orthopaedic surgeon."

A: Knock! Knock!
B: Who's there??
A: An orthopaedic surgeon.
B: Oh.. well you see doc, it all started with this back pain i have..

One day, a general surgeon and an orthopaedic surgeon were taking a stroll in the park. Well, that's all for the story, coz they were on-call that day and had to rush back to the hospital.

1 comment:

ORTHODOC said...

i am ortho surgeon working in new delhi, india.
how`s orthopaedics out there in malaysia????

n meanwhile nice jokes.!!!!!