Thursday, March 17, 2005

More orthopaedics jokes

The jokes below were found at Peter Richard Kay's site. I respect and admire all who serve in the orthopaedics field and no offence whatsoever is intended.

# 3 orthopaedic surgeons took 5 days to do a jig-saw and were proud of their achievement. When asked why they were so proud they said because it said 3-5 years on the box.
# What's the difference between a carpenter and an orthopaedic surgeon?
# A carpenter knows more than one antibiotic!
# How do you hide a twenty pound note from an orthopaedic surgeon?
# Put it in a text book!
# How do you spot the orthopaedic surgeon's car in the car park?
# It's the porsche with a comic on the back shelf!
# What's the difference between a rhinoceros and an orthopaedic surgeon?
# One's thick-skinned, small-brained and charges a lot for no very good reason....the other's a rhinoceros.

# What do you call two orthopaedic surgeons looking at a chest X-ray?
# A double blind study.
# How do you get an Orthopaedic Surgeon to refer you to some one else?
# Ask him the time
# Why do orthopaedic surgeons make great lovers?
# Because when they say something will take half an hour it really takes three hours.
# A small group of orthopaedic surgeons have learned that there is more than one antibiotic
# The hospital pharmacy is however not concerned as they can't spell them

# An orthopaedic surgeon giving evidence told the court he was the best surgeon in the world, The judge objected to such arrogance
# The orthopaedic surgeon pointed out he was under oath and had to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
# What is the difference between God and an Orthopaedic surgeon?
# God does not think he is an Orthopaedic surgeon.

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